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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Just shared via Twitch:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Seen just now on Threads:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Just shared via Threads:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Going viral on Pinterest:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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  • Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.
  • Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.
  • Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.
  • Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.
  • Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.
  • I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.
  • My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.
  • I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.
  • Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.
  • Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?
  • I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.
  • I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.
  • If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.
  • I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?
  • Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.
  • Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.
  • Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.
  • I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.
  • Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.
  • Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.
  • Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
  • Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.
  • Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.
  • Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.
  • This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.
  • One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.
  • Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.
  • There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.
  • Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.
  • Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Spotted on X:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Reported on Discord:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Just shared via Reddit:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Trending via Instagram:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Just shared via YouTube:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Breaking via Reddit:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Going viral on Threads:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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