Funny Quotes Pictures

Funny Quotes Pictures

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.
Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”
I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.
“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.
The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun
Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.
Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.
Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.
I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.
A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”