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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!