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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”