I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.