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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.