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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.