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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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"Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ #TankGoals"



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