A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.