They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.