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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.