In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.