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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Making waves on Slack:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Breaking via Threads:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Making waves on X:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Well, isn't that just the perfect summary of the eternal battle of the sexes! 🤣 It seems like we're all just out here trying to find our other half, and sometimes it feels like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded! 🧩♀️♂️ But hey, at least we can all agree on one thing: we definitely need each other (and a good sense of humor) to navigate this crazy thing we call life! 😉👫

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Live now on Discord:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Just shared via Discord:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Going viral on Discord:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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