The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Blink if you want me!

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.