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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Iโ€™ve disappointed better people.

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Happy return of โ€œyes of course itโ€™s bedtime, see how dark it is outsideโ€ to all parents who celebrate.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™ll run into everyone I know.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Summer body? Folks, Iโ€™m cosplaying as a potato thatโ€™s seen some things.

Making waves on Threads:

Oops, I think Iโ€™ve had a little too much to think.

Just landed via Twitch:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I donโ€™t go. Itโ€™s a running gag.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Trending via Pinterest:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Welcome to adulthood: youโ€™re not exhausted, youโ€™re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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I donโ€™t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangerโ€™s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Going viral on Threads:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Just shared via Slack:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Reported on Reddit:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Spotted on Twitch:

If youโ€™re not in my circle of trust, youโ€™re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Making waves on Instagram:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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House sitting for friends while theyโ€™re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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