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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.