I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.