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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.