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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.