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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.