Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.