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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.