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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ  Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ

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