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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.