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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Making waves on Telegram:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Reported on Reddit:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Making waves on Threads:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Just shared via Reddit:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Spotted on Slack:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Going viral on Discord:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Spotted on Twitch:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).
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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Just landed via Instagram:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Spotted on Twitch:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Shared recently on Discord:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Spotted on Facebook:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Shared recently on Slack:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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