“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.