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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?