There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal triangle of relationships: sex, love, and… wait, where’s my pizza? 🍕🤷‍♂️ #SingleAndReadyForCarbs”

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