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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.