Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.