Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.
  • I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.
  • There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.
  • Be bold, be italic, but never regular.
  • Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.