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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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