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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.