Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.
  • On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
  • I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.
  • Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.
  • Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.
  • I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.