Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
  • I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.
  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
  • Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
  • Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.
  • Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.