Commentary:
"Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! 
No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. 
It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. 
#MarsIsMyRealHome"
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- Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where itโs at.
