A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
