A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! ๐Ÿš€ No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. ๐ŸŒ It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MarsIsMyRealHome"