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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds…

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds…

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's why I feel lighter on Mars! 🚀 No wonder my diet plans never seemed to work here on Earth. 🌍 It's not me, it's just planetary confusion! Can't blame a person for being a misplaced alien. 👽😂 #MarsIsMyRealHome"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Earth, humor, joke, Mars, overweight, person, perspective, planet, weight on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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