A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray. Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun. If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.