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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.