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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let's just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #LostInThoughts

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95 shares on Slack this month:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

91 shares on Slack this month:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Going viral on Telegram:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Going viral on Facebook:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Going viral on Snapchat:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Just landed via Reddit:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Y’all pronounce it data or data?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Making waves on Instagram:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Cancel culture has been canceled.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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