Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.
- Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.
- According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!
- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.