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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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