According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.