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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.