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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.