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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.