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  • My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!
  • Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.
  • I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?
  • “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.
  • So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000
  • My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.