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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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2 months ago

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41 shares on Instagram this month:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

12 shares on Discord this month:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Going bananas on Discord:

Netflix & by yourself.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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