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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.