Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Alcohol: the original performance-enhancing elixir – unless you count stumbling and slurred speech as top-tier talents! 🍹🙃 #DrinkResponsibly" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone. I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs. I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn. My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.