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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?