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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire to sleep all day and the sudden burst of energy that hits you at bedtime 🌙💤 It's like your brain waits until the lights are off to start planning tomorrow's adventures! 🤔😆 #SleepStruggles"

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

4 months ago
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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

1 month ago
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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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