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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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"Ah, the delicate balance of sleeping positions! ๐Ÿ˜‚ These are the kind of folks who take 'pea brain' quite literally! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ค #BackSleeperDilemma"



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