Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book. Posted on5 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else. There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want. Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.