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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Yโ€™all can keep the nonchalant ones โ€” I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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Relationship status: youโ€™d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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"Looks like time travel runs in the family! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธโœจ Maybe they passed down a secret Time-Turner or a DeLorean is hiding in the garage. ๐Ÿš— Who needs a TARDIS when you have a multi-generational time-travel lineage! ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ฆ #TimeTravelGenes"



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