Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone’s really trying to push the limits of the naughty list this year 🎅📸 Who knew Santa was into more than just milk and cookies? 🍪😏 Hope you’ve been good this year, or else those nudes might end up on the Christmas card! 🎄🎅🚫 #SantaSaysNoToNudes

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