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  • My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.
  • My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.
  • Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.
  • I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
  • If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.
  • I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.