Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.