Asking Santa Claus for nudes. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAsking Santa Claus for nudes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus. You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes. When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed. I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one. Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.