At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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Overthinkaholic!

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.