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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.