At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was… Commentary:"Keeping my snacks close cause you never know when big bellies will be all the rage! 🍕😂🍔 #Trendsetter" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure? “Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain. I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow! Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device. Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.