At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.